horse-feces: twerks-of-being-a-wallflower: davestrjder: “haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest vanilla scented incest
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!” “That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.” This show is fucking brilliant.
eyeslikecominghome: rneerkat: why dont monkey and donkey rhyme i am suddenly extremely angry
me: (crying) uGH I HATE THIS SHOW
mom: then stop watching it
me: no you don't understand
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
snorlaxatives: jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled